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I'm gonna show a quick scenario
that has right and wrong answers.
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Just shout them out
and we'll discuss them.
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{\an8}Hey. So I had to take Barney
to that lunch meeting.
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I know you're still working
on that project.
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Do you mind giving
half the credit to Barney as well?
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[woman on TV] Hmm...
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Obviously she's been put
in an uncomfortable situation.
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What are things she could say?
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[silence]
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"Back away, banana breath.
What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
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[polite chuckles]
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- I'm sure that's what she'd like to say.
- Totally.
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What are some ways she can handle it?
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- [woman 1] Go to HR.
- [man 1] Sure. What else?
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[woman 2] Could say,
"I'm not comfortable."
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- Or "I don't want to do that."
- [man 1] A boundary. Good.
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By vocalizing them, you can give others
a chance to reevaluate their actions.
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Boundaries are a wonderful way
to help build trust...
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[hysterical chuffing]
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...uh, and mutually respectful relationships.
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[hysterical hissing giggles]
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Need to go outside?
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I'm okay. I'm... just laughing.
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- [chuckles] Uh, in this next clip...
- You okay?
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Yeah.
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- [inspirational rock song plays]
- [takes deep breath]
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I'm gonna be really great.
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[in slo-mo] "Back away, banana breath."
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"What the hell did you just eat?
A banana?"
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[polite chuckles]
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[voice echoes] I'm gonna be really great.
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So I just have...
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- I have something to say.
- Okay.
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I think we should do shirts
for this class.
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- What's that?
- A fun shirt.
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That we design.
That says, "HR, Class of 2023."
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And underneath, it says,
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"Back away, banana breath."
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I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
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But this is to address something serious
going on in this office.
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Oh yeah. I know.
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It's just been a really good time,
and I'm going to do the shirts.
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All right. But I want to re-emphasize
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the value of proper documentation.
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- The best way to avoid...
- Mary. Want a shirt?
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- I don't wear t-shirts.
- Get it big and use it as a night shirt.
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Just lounging around
in a big shirt and some undies.
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- My drawers are full of shirts.
- Putting you down, bitch.
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[presenter continues indistinctly]
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[whispers]
Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?
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What you talkin' about?
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You're good.
I've seen drawings on your desk.
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It should be a computer
and the screen says, "Learn respect."
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Don't do computers.
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- It's a box with keys.
- [loudly] I can't do it!
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Uh, that's why we also provide anonymous
reporting options...
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Meredith. How big are you? What size?
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- What?
- Asked how big her body is.
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That's inappropriate in the workplace.
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- I need to know because--
- You can't do that.
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- [voice breaks] Okay.
- Let's take a break. I need some air.
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[up-tempo electronic music playing]
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- What the hell is that?
- Told you I can't do it!
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal,
the Metal Motto Search.
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Where contestants battle it out,
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trying to guess the image
beneath the metal panels.
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Each of those metal panels has
a colored dot in the right-hand corner.
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{\an8}Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac
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will zip around
the magnetic metal board he built
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and take down the metal panel,
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revealing a piece of the photo
of the phrase.
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But pick dots quickly
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because the Metaloid Maniac is fast
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and he will speed around the board,
filling in empty spots with metal
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{\an8}on the wall that he built.
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Okay?
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Let's play Metal Motto Search.
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First, let's learn about what's
happening in Metaloid Maniac's world
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- in this cartoon.
- [cheers and applause]
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Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.
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[birds screech]
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Some of the Batter Birds took
some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!
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Shouldn't be a problem for me.
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[chanting] Metal, metal, metal, metal,
metal, metal, metal...
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Metaloid Maniac, slow down!
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You're moving so fast,
it's gonna crack the planet!
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Metal, metal, metal!
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Got the metal. This is actually my ground.
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[audience applauding]
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- Karina, up first. Gimme a color.
- The pink dot.
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[host]
Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!
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- There he goes!
- [rock music plays]
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[rock music fades]
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- [hydraulics whirring]
- [loud thuds]
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He's zipping around, crazily.
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The reason the Metaloid Maniac
is so comfortable up there
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is 'cause he built that wall.
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{\an8}He's naturally magnetized
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{\an8}which allows him to zip around the wall
that he built.
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Practically frictionless.
What you think? Cool?
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- [man shouts]
- Very cool.
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Yeah, you know, I think so.
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First thing I thought of
when I thought of Metaloid Maniac...
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- [crowd gasps]
- What if there was a guy
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who could, like, uh,
zip around with metal,
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and also shoot it and build stuff with it?
So fucking cool.
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{\an8}The Metaloid Maniac
has removed one metal tile.
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Underneath is a white square
with a black line coming from the bottom.
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It could be an elbow of an L.
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Or could be the top of an L.
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- Anyone wanna guess?
- [crowd gasps]
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No guesses. Okay.
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Steven, you're up.
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Okay.
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- Brown dot.
- Brown dot!
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Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.
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Let me go have a chat
with the Metaloid Maniac.
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- Make sure I ain't got metal on me.
- [all chuckling]
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- Not doing it.
- What?
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- Metaloid Maniac!
- Hey, hey. Calm down.
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I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.
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Right. Okay, so the way I pictured it...
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See, this wall is his ground.
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Any way we can make it look
like this wall is your ground?
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- No. There's no way to do that, Dan.
- [exhales]
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Okay. That's... Let me explain it to you.
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Okay. That's your wall.
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- You built that.
- Have whatever story you want.
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I can't get around at all.
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What's really going on? Hmm?
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[sighs] I had a difficult conversation
with my daughter this morning.
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- Mmm. That's hard.
- [gentle music playing]
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That... That's hard.
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[music continues]
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What can we do to make you look
crazy up there like a bug?
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♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
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♪ Baby, give me that love you got ♪
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[all chuckling]
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Seriously, this has been
a perfect weekend so far.
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- Hey, it's not over yet.
- I can't believe you got us into Corset.
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- A buddy knows the chef.
- Jason fucking rules.
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- [all chuckle]
- Have to take your word for that.
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This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.
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Just my oldest friends,
doing the stuff we used to do.
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And your newest friends.
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See Jason got that shit from high school?
Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.
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Heard you were doing this throwback theme,
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so I brought something
me and my friends used to do.
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- Should be here any minute.
- Nice.
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When the thing I got gets here,
we're not gonna want to leave.
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My God, you get us coke?
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We might not be going to Corset.
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We really should go to Corset.
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- [doorbell rings]
- And here it is.
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[suspenseful musical sting]
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Ahh!
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[making nonsensical sounds]
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- What is this?
- Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
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[chortles]
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- You and your friends used to get this?
- All the time.
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My uncle showed him to us.
My uncle was awesome.
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He lived with my grandpa his whole life.
So did I.
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- Aah!
- You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!
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- Gotta get to the restaurant.
- Shut up.
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Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!
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Now, I just wanna say,
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I was a little worried people
didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.
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I had given up on it completely.
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I truly love dirty songs.
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Now, I haven't done this in a while.
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I hope I remember 'em.
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♪ Oh, old Bart Dogfuck
Had a dong a mile long ♪
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♪ Had a dong a mile long, had he ♪
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♪ He tried to suck it on a tuffet ♪
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[softly] Eh...
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Ahh!
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What the hell did he do?
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Hell.
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Fucking hell. [chuckles]
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I don't remember the words.
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We got the gist.
Can still tell it's dirty.
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I should have prepared,
but I just watched TV.
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Let's try another one.
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♪ Oh, old Arthur James MacLeish ♪
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♪ Walked his wiener dog on a leash ♪
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What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys.
I can't remember the words.
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I know it's something about his cock
goes in the dog,
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he fucks the dog,
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and then the dog's dinner is his cum.
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Sorry. [awkward chuckle]
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Okay. Uh, keep going?
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[somber music playing]
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This sucks.
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I don't know why
I thought these were coming back.
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They're not coming back.
They're not funny anymore.
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I've wasted my life.
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[somber melody turns inspirational]
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Or am I just dead wrong
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and you guys are loving them?
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All right!
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Now comes the time of the night
when I face the wall
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- and give you guys a chance to jack off.
- [music ends]
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]
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[suspenseful musical flourish]
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All right, everybody,
let's get those lunch orders in.
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Put your order in, right into the app.
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- Ooh, Trebinetti's.
- David, can I talk to you?
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[David] Of course.
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I love their salads.
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- Draven.
- Don't know if we're gonna have
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enough GOTV buses for this weekend
without Mike Flaherty.
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- Okay.
- This isn't the first time Mike flaked.
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Concerns me come primary day.
I don't know what other options we have.
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I asked Lynn to quietly check
with George Faust if he's willing to help.
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I'd love not to go down that road.
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You could talk to him, but I know him more
than anyone so I don't know what'll help.
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Let me think.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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Oh, thank you.
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All right. Everybody all in?
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Everybody good?
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Let's go. Get motivated.
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Fifteen days. Fifteen days.
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All right!
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[muted shrieking]
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I'm mad at you.
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- What?
- I'm mad at you!
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- You're not following me on Instagram.
- Oh. Didn't know you were on there.
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[muted shriek]
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I'm on there.
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I'll look. I'll find you.
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It's okay.
I followed myself from your phone.
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- You followed yourself from my phone?
- [phone clicks on]
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- What the hell is this?
- Tasty Time Vids. Me.
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Check it out. I post funny stuff.
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New videos starting today. Every Friday.
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Every Friday!
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Rain or shine, a new funny video.
Don't worry.
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Cool. Yeah, I'll check it out, Draven.
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Yeah, you will 'cause you follow me.
Thanks for the follow, fan.
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- All right, cool.
- Yeah.
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Gonna move boxes,
but first a word with you.
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The hell you doing, you little asshat?
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You little stupid fucking piece of shit.
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Shut up.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Okay. All right.
Gonna be looking for you on the computer.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[phone alert chimes]
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[Draven]
New vid dropped. Watch it right now.
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[David] In the morning.
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[Draven shrieks] Watch!
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[suspenseful music fades]
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[soft music playing on video]
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Wow. That was really amazing.
Glad I met you at the bar.
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What the fuck is this?
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You should go.
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[gasps]
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[suspenseful musical flourish]
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[gasping, shuddering breaths]
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I think I just slept
with Frankenstein's chick!
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Oh no! [echoing]
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[screaming]
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[Draven] Tasty Time Videos every Friday.
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[phone chimes]
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- [David] It's great.
- Thank you for encouraging me.
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Thank you for believing in me, David.
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New video next Friday!
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Fuck!
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[growling shriek]
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[David] Hey, Draven, Draven, Draven!
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- What is going on?
- I can't fucking think of anything!
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- Anything for what?
- For this video!
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I can't think of anything funny.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
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- Probably be okay.
- They're coming after me in the comments!
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The woman that played
Frankenstein's chick is saying I...
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paid her in fast food.
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Saying I paid her
in a Santa Fe chicken sandwich.
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Why are they saying you paid in fast food?
Why would they say that?
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'Cause I did!
I don't know how to do this stuff.
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I'm... I'm so dead.
I don't know what to do, man.
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You're responsible for me on some level.
You encouraged me.
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- I don't know how to help.
- Fuck!
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Draven! Draven! Draven!
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Fucking shit! David.
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I am so worried about this video.
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- [Draven's voice echoes]
- [phone chimes]
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- [David sighs]
- [Draven] Just made it! Phew!
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[conversations, music sped up]
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[rapid]
I slept with Frankenstein's chick! Oh no!
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[Draven] Frankenstein's Chick Sped Up.
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- [man 1] Pays in Santa Fe sandwich.
- [man 2] Pays in fast food.
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- Gonna kill this guy's parents.
- Gonna murder his dad.
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- Paid her in pencil fries.
- I wanna kill his mom.
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Oh my God.
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[office phone ringing]
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- See the vid? Did you see it?
- Yeah.
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Yeah! Frankenstein's Chick,
sped up twice as fast.
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It worked! [laughs]
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Yes.
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See they wanna kill my parents?
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Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
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Saying they're gonna
cut my dad's head off.
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Jesus.
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Frankenstein's chick and her manager
are coming after me.
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They want to take my account away.
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Telling everybody I paid her in Arby's.
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You did.
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Goddammit! This is your fault.
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- How?
- When you gave me your phone.
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Shouldn't give your phone
to people you don't really know.
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Plus I'm frozen. Zero ideas.
I can't think of what I'm gonna do next.
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[dramatic groan]
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And I can't think of any ideas! Oh my God!
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[voice echoes]
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This is your fault. You encouraged me.
You're responsible for me.
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Cut my dad's head off. I'm fucking dead.
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- [phone chimes]
- [dramatic music playing]
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[sighs]
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[Draven]
It's all over, David. Don't be scared.
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Don't be sad.
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Watch this.
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[dramatic music continues, stops]
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- [growling]
- You're being crazy, Frankenstein.
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I didn't cheat!
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What's this then?
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Uh-oh.
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[upbeat music plays]
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Hey, everyone. I'm the new owner
of Tasty Time Vids.
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She's Frankenstein's chick
and I'm her manager.
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- Jesus Christ. The hell is this?
- [chimes]
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[Draven] I gave away Tasty Time Vids.
Did it for my dad.
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No one's ever getting this head.
No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.
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- I love my daddy.
- [chiming]
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Me and papa. Does your dad smoke?
We should hang out.
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♪ I've been waiting for something better ♪
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♪ Something good ♪
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♪ That takes me higher ♪
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♪ Back in time
Finding my cloudy nights ♪
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♪ I don't want to
No, I don't have the heart to ♪
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♪ No, I don't have the heart to ♪
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♪ Tennessee's gone ♪
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♪ Tennessee's gone ♪
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♪ Tennessee's gone ♪
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♪ Tennessee's gone ♪
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[music fades]
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{\an8}[robotic voice] Zanin Corp.
[chuckles]