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[man] Come with me.
Let's use our imaginations, shall we?
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[announcer]
Coming to the Candle Light Theater,
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Richard Brecky brings mastery
of silent theater to the stage
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as "Jellybean."
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No props.
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An empty stage.
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Let me paint you a world.
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[announcer]
Using only gesture and emotion,
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he creates 73 stories that will leave you
on the edge of your seat.
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- And I never talk.
- Shh!
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Watch in wonder as he transports you to
the furthest reaches of your imagination.
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And if I talk, you get money.
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But I never talk.
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Audiences across the country
have sold out theaters
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to marvel at his wordless stories.
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And to try to get him to talk.
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[sighs]
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[man 1] What are you doing?
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- [woman] What is that? What are you doing?
- [man 2] What are you doing?
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[man 3] What are you doing?
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[no audible dialogue]
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- What are you doing?
- What is that?
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What are you doing?
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- What is that?
- What are you doing?
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- What is that?!
- It's a rake.
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- [ding]
- [grumbles]
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[announcer] Brecky has entrenched himself
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in one of the country's most
charming eras.
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And with his unique craftsmanship,
he brings to life 73 tales
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both as personal as they are universal.
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The fuck is that?
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- Wait.
- I wanna know now!
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- Just hold on!
- The fuck is that?
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- Just wait!
- Wanna know now!
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- Just look at it!
- I wanna know right now!
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- A fuckin' bike, you fuckin' scumbags!
- [ding]
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[announcer]
Lose yourself in the world of the mind.
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And don't just come
and try and make me talk.
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I don't want to talk.
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I love this stuff. I love old stuff.
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Only come here if you like that stuff.
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If you asked me when I started this
how many frats would come,
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I would've said naught. But now it's like...
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all frats.
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All frats and bachelor parties.
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Leave me alone!
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[announcer]
Get tickets now, before we sell out.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[cheering, jeering]
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Showtime.
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We're gonna go nuts in there!
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- Goddammit.
- Yeah!
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If I could've told this little guy
that in 25 years,
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he'd be selling out
the Candle Light Theater...
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[chuckles] Sometimes dreams do come true.
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[indistinct, overlapping shouts]
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What are you?!
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I'm in a house! A house!
House! House! House! House! House!
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- Fuckin' in a house!
- [ding]
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- [man] What is that?!
- It's a cup!
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- It's a fucking cup!
- [ding]
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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...kind of cheesy or corny,
but it was actually really inspiring.
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Oh, wow, that's so interesting.
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You forget your coworkers
have these full lives.
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That's so true. You forget that
when you just see them at work.
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- Exactly.
- [man laughs] Joey, you swear to God?
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I swear to fuckin' God I did.
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If this is true,
you are my favorite person.
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- I swear to God.
- Those guys are being really loud.
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- Ah, they're just having fun.
- I like the way you look at the world.
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Yeah, I just try to look at it
through that perspective.
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It's easy to do once you try to do it.
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- A lot of folks don't care to try.
- Very true.
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Yeah. So tell me more
about this work retreat.
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That sounds so awesome.
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- It was. We were really surprised.
- I swear to God.
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[man] I was having a beautiful time.
Solo on the kayak.
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I see this mako shark.
It's so fuckin' close to me.
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- What?
- Like from me to that guy over there
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with the plaid shirt and that dog hair.
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- Which guy?
- That guy there with the plaid shirt
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and the hair that hangs over
like dog ears.
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The shark was that close?
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[mutters] Dog hair? What the hell
are you talking about, dog hair?
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And my boss started to do karaoke.
Didn't know she was coming.
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Did you know Joey
was almost eaten by a shark?
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- What?
- I wasn't almost eaten.
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The shark was as close to me as that guy
whose hair looks like dog ears.
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I actually thought that was a dog
at that chair.
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- ...be there, so...
- [man] It's like a Springer Spaniel.
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[Joey] I grew up with Springers.
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- [man 2] Beautiful dogs.
- [Joey] Dog hair.
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{\an8}[soft acoustic guitar music plays]
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{\an8}I mean, she's cute.
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If you think she's cute, Peter,
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- I say ring the bell.
- I'm nervous.
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- [man] Too late.
- What did you do?
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I did it. I rang that bell.
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- What the hell, man?
- [dinging]
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She rang back.
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[all exclaim]
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I'm well within my rights
to kill you right now.
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- But don't you love me?
- Ah!
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I'm going on a date.
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Yeah!
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[mockingly exclaims in fear]
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Yes!
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- Come out here.
- [Peter] No!
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- Come out.
- [Peter] I look dumb!
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[man 2] Come out.
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[sighs]
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Oh my God, you look so sharp.
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Peter, wow.
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And, guys, I figured out what
I'm gonna do for my hair.
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Check it out.
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Just like this.
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Oh my God, Cranston. Cut to: chatting
about this at your bachelor party.
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[grunts] Hope I'm not making a mistake
with the hair.
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But... Cranston.
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[door bell jingles]
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Hello!
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Just like this.
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[music ends]
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...new people got crazy.
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Afraid I'm gonna have to interrupt you.
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Something wrong?
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I wanted to look extraordinary
for you tonight.
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But my barber may have been
looking at a picture of a dog
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when he gave me this haircut.
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I guess it does
kind of look like dog ears.
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I really wanted this to go well.
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- I really did.
- No.
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I know, Peter.
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I really wanted to have two girlfriends.
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You already have a girlfriend?
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I do, yeah, but I wanted two.
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I think that would be even better.
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Think about it. Two girlfriends.
That's better.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But you were saying your boss was like...
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acting crazy?
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["Just One More Time"
by Ernestine Thompson plays]
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♪ This must be my day now ♪
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I work hard.
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[gentle acoustic music plays]
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That means I play hard.
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But when I had a heart attack from
dancing as hard as I can at Club Aqua,
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{\an8}my doctor suggested I get
ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott.
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{\an8}This device will send an alert to my phone
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{\an8}so I can monitor
in case there's a spike in heart rate.
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{\an8}Now I have the confidence
to live my life to the fullest.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[cell phone beeps]
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At 2:00 a.m., there was a spike.
You do anything out of the ordinary?
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Uh, not really. I was at Club Aqua.
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- Club Aqua? You get in there?
- Oh, yeah.
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- How the fuck you get into Aqua?
- I built the back deck at Club Aqua.
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- You built that deck?
- Yeah. So now I get in.
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So cool.
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Hey. Next time you go to Aqua, can I come?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Hey. Do you know about Club Haunted House?
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- Yeah, I dip in there.
- Really want to check out Haunted House.
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Anyway, why don't we put you on
a low dose of blood thinners?
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Thank you, doctor.
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Let me know the next time you go,
all right?
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Yeah, maybe.
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I actually want to go to Haunted House
more than Aqua.
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{\an8}[man] The ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott
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{\an8}transmits up-to-the-minute data
to my doctor
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{\an8}about my heart health.
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{\an8}- Hello?
- There was a spike last night.
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- Were you at Haunted House?
- No. I jacked off.
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- For 15 minutes?
- Yeah.
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- You were at Haunted House.
- I dipped in. It doesn't matter.
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Don't say you were jacking off
when you were at Haunted House.
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- It doesn't fuckin' matter.
- It does!
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[doctor] Listen, I just want to go
to Haunted House.
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I actually want to go to Haunted House
more than Aqua.
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- Heard there's a trap door.
- There's not.
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- I heard there was one!
- My God, you're not going!
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- But I want to!
- [call disconnects]
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{\an8}ABX Heart Monitor. So now your doctor
can know what's happening.
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{\an8}[phone dings]
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[gentle music plays]
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Fuck!
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- [dance music playing inside]
- Hey-hey! Right here.
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- [man] He's good.
- What about his wife?
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Not his wife.
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All right. Get home safe, all right?
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[loud bass-heavy industrial music plays]
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- Oh my fucking God.
- Relax.
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Look at the fucking chains!
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- Just relax! Relax.
- All right.
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Let me just...
Let me do a lap, see what's real.
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Dracula!
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[upbeat techno dance music plays]
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- [music distorts, slows, and stops]
- [crowd exclaims]
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Hey, guys. All clubs
are closed for the night.
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There's been a tragedy
in the club community.
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- What happened?
- The big deck at Aqua collapsed.
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Did anyone get hurt?
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Kim Kardashian's head fell off.
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♪ Keep on tryin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
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All right. So here's your small fries
and your small drink.
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Thank you.
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You know, I'd like to pay for
the guy's meal behind me too.
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Just pay it forward.
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- Wow, that's really nice of you.
- Yeah.
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- Who knows. Maybe it'll catch on.
- All right, you have a great day, sir.
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[tender piano melody plays]
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[tires squealing]
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[frantic drum-heavy music plays]
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[screams]
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Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go!
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Please let me go first!
I'm doing something!
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[tires squealing]
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- Hi. Can I take your order?
- 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos,
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55 pies, 55 Cokes,
100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders,
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100 meatballs, 100 coffees,
55 wings, 55 shakes,
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55 pancakes, 55 pastas,
55 peppers, and 155 taters.
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- Okay, that'll be $680.
- Okay.
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[tense, ominous music plays]
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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- Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
- Hey!
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[horn honks]
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Come on. What the hell's going on?
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- Not paying it.
- You have to!
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The guy did it for you!
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- You're the guy!
- Just do it! You're rich!
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- What?!
- [horn honks]
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Hey! What the hell's going on?
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This guy's trying to start
a pay-it-forward chain.
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[tires squealing]
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- 55 burgers, 55 fries...
- Ah, shit!
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Look what you did, you rich little fuck!
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Come on!
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[panicked screaming]
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- Oh no! Oh no!
- Thought you'd just pull that shit on me?
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- [engine dies]
- Fine.
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You win.
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That's fine.
246
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I just wanted to do something good
this morning before alcohol class.
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But you won. That's the last time
I try to do something good ever again.
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[somber music plays]
249
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Maybe you did have some good intentions.
250
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- Maybe I did jump to conclusions.
- Oh, I can just run!
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- [metal music plays]
- [vocalist screams]
252
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
253
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♪ Oh, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
254
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[keys jangling]
255
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Surprise!
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Oh my goodness.
257
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What is this?
258
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Think you can turn 50
and we're not gonna celebrate?
259
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,425
What the hell is this?
260
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Cardboard cutout of you, Robert.
You're the guest of honor.
261
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And we got Kismet Rotisserie.
262
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- Didn't know they did catering.
- They did it special.
263
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- I don't know what to say.
- That's a first.
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[laughter]
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Guess I do know. Let's party!
266
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- Yeah!
- [all cheering]
267
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You guys are in trouble.
You're in trouble!
268
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[woman] Woo! Birthday boy!
269
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[upbeat pop music plays]
270
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We'll make sure we lock down Cleveland
before we move forward on that.
271
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I know. I'm worried about what our
first-quarter earnings report looks like
272
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if that deal ends up dragging
into April or beyond.
273
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Other clients have been patient so far,
but they can't wait around forever.
274
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God knows what'll happen
if the proposal goes belly-up.
275
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Robert?
276
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- Oh. Yeah, sorry. Don't worry about that.
- All right.
277
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- Then I'll shut up about it.
- No worries.
278
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[dance music playing]
279
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- I can't believe they catered this.
- [man] The guy was so nice.
280
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We told him who you were.
281
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We described you. He knew right away.
282
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He said, "That guy? I love that guy."
283
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Amazing. I do go there a lot.
284
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- [sinister, unsettling music plays]
- [dance music mutes]
285
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[ominous tone plays
and slowly intensifies]
286
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[dramatic musical sting]
287
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,559
[sinister music mutes]
288
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[upbeat dance music plays]
289
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[ominous musical sting]
290
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♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
291
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,449
♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
292
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,082
♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
293
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♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
294
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♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
295
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,054
♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
296
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♪ Tonight we go crazy ♪
297
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[tense, menacing music plays]
298
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Hey, Candy?
299
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Oh, hi, Robert.
300
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,770
How you doing? Ha... Happy birthday.
301
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:20,322
I'm okay. Been meaning to talk to you
about what happened last week.
302
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,737
I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
303
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,155
Oh, no, I didn't even
think twice about it.
304
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,486
Well, even if you haven't
thought about it,
305
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:32,712
I'm sorry I was so quick to say
you weren't allowed to bring in your rats.
306
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,291
I appreciate that.
307
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,591
I may have treated you unfairly
when Steven brought in his dog
308
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,206
and I didn't come down on him
nearly as hard as I came down on you
309
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,804
when you brought in four rats.
310
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,639
Dogs are to Steven what rats are to me.
311
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,635
Understood.
312
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,216
'Cause I'm the rat mom.
313
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,021
Yeah. Well, it's not for me to decide
which animals are worse than others.
314
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:58,057
Right. Because it's so easy for me to open
the desk drawer. They're in there.
315
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:02,823
I take the food, put it on the desk.
I knock it in. No one knows I have rats.
316
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,858
Either way, shouldn't have said that.
317
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:10,032
Maybe I'm a little bit hard on you
because I see you rising at this place,
318
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,834
and I could see you
helping to manage it one day.
319
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,158
- [tender music plays]
- [exhales sharply]
320
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Thank you, Robert. I...
321
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,714
So that's all. I...
I just wanted to say sorry.
322
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,262
And Merry Christmas.
323
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,715
Merry Christmas.
324
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,045
And happy birthday.
325
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,220
- Thank you. Thanks.
- [unnerving laugh]
326
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,138
Okay.
327
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[slow, melodic rendition]
♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
328
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:37,767
♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
329
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,650
♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
330
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,739
♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
331
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:49,616
♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
332
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,575
♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
333
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:58,207
♪ Tonight we go crazy... ♪
334
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,827
[voice quavers] Oh my God!
335
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,293
I drank fucking dog shit!
336
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,554
Who put dog shit in a cup?! Who did it?!
337
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,547
[theme music playing]
338
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,584
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
339
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,593
♪ Oh ♪
340
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,592
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
341
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,591
♪ Yeah ♪
342
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,600
[music ends]
343
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,684
{\an8}[robotic voice] Zanin Corp.
[chuckles]