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跟我來,一起發揮想象力,好嗎?

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歡迎來到理查德佈萊奇
的燭光劇院

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以其高超的啞劇技藝
演繹“軟心糖”角色

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無須道具

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無須佈景

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只靠動作和表情

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我就能演繹一個世界

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他創造了73部傑作,部部扣人心弦

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我從不開口

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欣賞他為妳帶來最富想象力的表演吧

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妳要是能讓我開口,會有錢獎喔

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可惜,我不會開口的

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全國觀眾蜂擁而至

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齊齊來欣賞他的佳作

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同時努力使他開口說話

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妳在幹嘛?

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-這是幹嘛?妳在幹什麼?
-妳在幹什麼?

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妳在幹什麼?

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-妳在幹什麼?
-這是在幹什麼?

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妳在幹什麼?

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-這是在幹嘛?
-妳在幹嘛?

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-這是在幹嘛?
-在耙落葉

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佈萊奇守護的是我們國家
最具魅力的一個時代回憶

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他運用獨特的手法
將73個故事演繹得栩栩如生

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富有個人風格,並廣受好評

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幹什麼呢?

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-等等
-說啊!

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-等著!
-在幹什麼啊?

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-等著!
-趕緊說!

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-自己看!
-馬上說!

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我他媽在騎腳踏車好吧
妳們這些爛人!

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盡情沉浸在想象世界當中吧

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不要總想跑來刺激我開口

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我才不想開口

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這是我的嗜好,我喜歡懷舊

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妳不愛看就別來

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妳要是問我,當年剛出道時
討厭的年輕觀眾有多少

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我會說一個都沒有,但是現在呢...

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全是這樣的

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淨是些討厭的愣頭青

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別煩我!

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(軟心糖)

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抓緊購票,過時不候哦

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要上場囖

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我們等下肯定要妳好看!

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真他媽的!

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如果當年這個小男孩會知道

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將來有一天,他在
燭光劇場的演出會爆滿...

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原來夢想確實能成真啊

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妳是什麼?!

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我在一座房子裡!房子裡!

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我他媽在一座房子裡!

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-這是在幹什麼?
-是個杯子!是他媽的杯子!

54
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{\an8}劇名:我看妳該走了
主演:提姆羅賓遜

55
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...雖然聽起來有點俗
不過我真的有受到鼓舞喔

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哇,好有意思喔

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妳這才發現,原來
同事也有自己的生活

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確實,天天公司見,妳都忘了這點

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-就是
-真的假的?

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這他媽還有假

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這要是真的,我就愛死妳了

62
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-比珍珠還真
-他們好吵啊

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-唉,聊太嗨了而已
-妳看問題很積極喔

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是啊,我一般會盡量看事情的積極面

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其實只要試試就會發現並不難

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-可惜很多人試都不試
-就是啊

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好啦,再跟我講講妳們這次公司度假

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聽起來很好玩喔

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-確實,我們都沒想到
-我敢發誓

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風景又好美,我還划獨木舟了

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我看見一條鯊魚,離我好近

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-啊?
-離我的距離就像

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那個穿格子衫燙狗頭的人那麼近

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-哪個?
-就那個啊,穿格子衫

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頭髮像狗耳朵垂下來的

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那鯊魚那麼近啊?

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狗頭?什麼鬼?

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我老闆還唱K了,我都沒想到她會來

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妳們知不知道
喬伊差點被鯊魚吃了?

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-不會吧?
-沒有那麼誇張

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不過那條鯊魚離我就像那個
燙狗頭的人那麼近

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我還以為那就是隻狗呢

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- ...在那裡,所以...
-好像隻史賓格犬喔

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我小時候養過史賓格犬

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很漂亮的狗

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{\an8}(梅雷迪斯 營銷主管)

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{\an8}她很漂亮哦

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彼得,妳覺得漂亮的話

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-就點鈴鐺啊
-我不敢

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-遲了
-妳幹嘛?

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-我點了,我幫妳點了鈴鐺
-搞什麼呀,老友?

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她回點了

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我現在完全有理由掐死妳

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不過妳也愛死我了吧?

95
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我要去約會了

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耶!

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太好了!

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-出來啦
-不要!

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-出來
-我好醜

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出來

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天哪,這不是很帥嗎

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哇,彼得

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我知道我的頭髮要怎麼做了

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妳們看

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像這樣

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哇,克蘭斯頓喔,妳剪這個的話
我們直接要給妳準備單身派對了

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希望沒選錯吧

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不過...克蘭斯頓喔

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妳好!

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剪這樣的

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(連我都想吃)

112
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...新人好生氣

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抱歉我要打斷妳了

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怎麼了?

115
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我為這次約會精心打扮過

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可是我的理髮師看錯了照片

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以為我要的是一隻狗的造型

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貌似確實有點像狗耳朵

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我太想給妳留下好印象了

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-可惜搞砸了
-不會啊

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我明白的,彼得

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我太想要兩個女朋友了

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妳已經有一個女朋友了?

124
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是啊,不過我還想要一個

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兩個不是更好嗎?

126
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妳想想啊,兩個女朋友呢
當然更好啊

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妳懂我意思吧?

128
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不過,妳剛剛說妳老闆怎麼...

129
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生氣了?

130
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我工作很認真

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同時玩起來也盡興

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不過一次在“水吧”跳舞
跳太嗨,導致心臟病發了

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{\an8}我的醫生建議我戴上這個
雅培的ABX心跳監測器

134
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{\an8}妳一心跳過速
監測器就會給我發警報

135
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{\an8}現在我可以放心地盡情享受人生了

136
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凌晨2點出現了過速,妳在幹什麼?

137
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沒什麼啊,在“水吧”玩而已

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-水吧?妳能進去?
-是啊

139
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-妳怎麼進去的?
-我幫他們建的後台

140
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-那是妳建的?
-是啊,所以他們讓我進

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厲害

142
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妳下次去水吧能叫上我嗎?

143
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應該可以吧

144
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那妳聽說過鬼屋俱樂部嗎?

145
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-我也會去
-我很想去鬼屋看看

146
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我給妳開個低劑量的抗凝劑吧?

147
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謝了,醫生

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下次去別忘了叫我哦

149
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行吧

150
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比起水吧,我更想去鬼屋

151
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{\an8}雅培的ABX心臟監測器
能將我的心臟數據

152
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{\an8}發給我的醫生

153
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{\an8}-喂?
-昨晚又有過速

154
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-妳去鬼屋了?
-我當時射了

155
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-射了15分鐘?
-是啊

156
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-妳去鬼屋了
-就去了一下,沒什麼的

157
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妳明明去了鬼屋
為什麼撒謊說是射了

158
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-又沒關係的
-當然有!

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妳聽著,我想去鬼屋

160
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比起水吧,我更想去鬼屋

161
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-我聽說他們有個陷阱門
-沒有

162
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-我聽說有!
-天哪,我才不帶妳去!

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但是我想去!

164
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{\an8}ABX心臟監控器,現在
妳的醫生也能對妳了如指掌

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(妳現在心跳超快
妳是不是在鬼屋?)

166
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(我在自慰)

167
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(我都看見妳了,我正在
排隊,過來接我)

168
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操!

169
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嗨!這裡

170
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-他是我朋友
-那他老婆呢?

171
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那不是他老婆

172
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好了,路上小心

173
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-天哪,他媽的
-別激動

174
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妳看這裡的鐵鏈!

175
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-別這麼激動!
-沒事!

176
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我來轉一圈,看哪些是真的

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00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,290
吸血鬼!

178
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,560
嗨,各位,今晚俱樂部要關門了

179
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,138
俱樂部圈裡出了事

180
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-什麼事啊?
-水吧的後台垮了

181
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有人受傷嗎?

182
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,532
金卡戴珊的頭掉了

183
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這是您的小份薯條和飲料

184
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多謝

185
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我想為下一位也支付餐費

186
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接力付

187
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-哇,妳人好好
-還好啦

188
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-誰知道呢,也許好心有好報呢
-好的,祝您愉快,先生

189
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,475
停!讓我先過!

190
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,731
讓我先過!我有急事!

191
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,744
-點餐嗎?
- 55個漢堡、55份薯條

192
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55份卷餅、55份派、55杯可樂
100份薯球、100份披薩

193
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,543
100份雞米花、100份肉丸
100杯咖啡、55份雞翅、55杯

194
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:27,169
奶昔、55份薄餅、55份意粉、
55份辣椒加155份雞塊

195
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,763
-好的,總價680美元
-好的

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慘了!

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-慘了!
-喂!

198
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有沒有搞錯啊妳,怎麼回事?

199
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-我才不付錢
-不能不付的!

200
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,363
前面的人都替妳付了!

201
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,572
-那人就是妳!
-快付錢!反正妳有錢!

202
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-哈?
-喂!妳們怎麼回事啊?

203
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這人想搞接力付

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00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,620
- 55個漢堡...
-啊,操!

205
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,044
妳看妳幹的好事,妳個臭有錢佬!

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快呀!

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-不要!
-妳以為妳能坑得了我?

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算了

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00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308
妳贏了

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沒事

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我以為今天能在
戒酒課前做點好事

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00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:36,152
-不過妳贏了,我這輩子
-都不會再幹好事了

213
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,494
可能妳原意是好的

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00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,247
也許我過早下了結論...
噢,我還能跑啊

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驚喜!

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天哪

217
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這怎麼回事?

218
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妳以為我們會
不來慶祝妳50歲生日?

219
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,425
這又是什麼鬼?

220
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,484
妳的紙板模型啊
妳是嘉賓喔

221
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,478
我們還找了啟市美烤肉店

222
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,530
-他們還做包餐的?
-他們為妳破例做的

223
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,819
-我都說不出話了
-那就奇了

224
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我知道該說什麼了,派對走起!

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耶!

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00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,541
妳們有麻煩了啊,個個都有麻煩了

227
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壽星!

228
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,800
我們下一步一定要拿下克利夫蘭

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我知道,不過我有點
擔心我們的一季度盈利表

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如果談得不順...

231
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其他的客戶都還算有耐心
可我們不能讓人家一直等下去啊

232
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要是方案失敗,後果不堪設想

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羅伯特?

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-哦,抱歉,沒事,別擔心
-好吧

235
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-那我不說了
-沒事的

236
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,497
-他們居然肯為我們做包餐
-他們老闆很好人

237
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,168
我們跟他說了妳是誰

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稍微一解釋他就懂了

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00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,250
他說:“那位啊?他超好的”

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神奇,我也很愛吃那家的

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(玻璃清潔劑)

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打開燈,切蛋糕

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00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,449
禮物堆高高

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00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,082
唱唱歌,微微笑

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00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,750
妳的日子我們鬧

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00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,539
鬧起,鬧起

247
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,054
今晚我們狠狠鬧

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00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,506
今晚要嗨翻

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00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,599
嘿,坎迪?

250
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,524
噢,嗨,羅伯特

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00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,770
妳好嗎?生日快樂

252
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:20,322
我還好,就是想找妳談談

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00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,737
抱歉我上週那樣跟妳說話

254
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,155
哦,沒事,我都快忘了

255
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,486
即使妳不在意

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00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:32,712
我還是道歉,我不該
武斷指責妳帶老鼠來上班

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00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,291
謝謝

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00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,591
我發現這樣對妳不公平
畢竟史蒂芬也帶狗上班

259
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,206
而我對他就沒有那麼嚴厲

260
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,804
對妳的老鼠就不同

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00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,639
我的老鼠於我,就像史蒂芬的狗於他

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00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,635
明白

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00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,216
因為我是老鼠媽

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00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,021
我沒資格評判哪種動物更好

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00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:58,057
沒錯,畢竟對我來說很方便
打開抽屜,它們就藏在裡面

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00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:02,823
拿點食物放在桌上
關了抽屜就沒人知道我養了老鼠

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00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,858
不管怎麼說,我很抱歉

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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:10,032
也許我是嫉妒了,因為看到妳的潛力

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我感覺妳將來有當主管的一天

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00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,331
多謝妳啊,羅伯特,我真的...

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00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,714
好了,我就是過來道歉的

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00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,262
聖誕快樂哦

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00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,715
聖誕快樂

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還有生日快樂

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多謝,多謝

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好了

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00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,810
打開燈,切蛋糕

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00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:37,767
禮物堆高高

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00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,650
唱唱歌,微微笑

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00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,739
妳的日子我們鬧

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00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:49,616
鬧起,鬧起

282
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,575
今晚我們狠狠鬧

283
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:58,207
今晚要嗨翻...

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00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,287
天哪!

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00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,287
我喝了狗屎!

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00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,554
誰把狗屎裝杯裡啦?誰啊!