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逢週三晚必看《巴里秀》

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看你最愛的主持巴池巴里火力全開

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與各領域專家唇槍舌劍
不論是政治、體育還是娛樂

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我是逢辯必嗨

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這不正是問題所在嗎?

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你都不知道自己的話多離譜

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對吧?他很離譜,對吧?

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我的節目裡,無所顧忌
這年頭的人都太斯文了

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我呢,對方一暴露弱點
我就會撲上去

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而如果對手佔了上風呢

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我就看手機

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錢從哪來?收稅啊
不然你以為

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銀行發嗎?

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-巴里,我說...
-稍等,我有點事

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-搞什麼啊?
-怎麼啦?

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不清楚

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我會摸透你底細,然後痛扁你

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不過一旦發現打不過了
那就看手機囖

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-油價不可能繼續高企的
-我就是這個意思啊

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操!

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-巴...
-稍等

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我媽熱水器壞了,我幫幫她

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-有一個問題是...
-稍等

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她家一團糟了,稍等

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她還好吧?

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-巴里?
-洗不了澡

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我手機上裝了好多東西

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音樂、應用、當然還有遊戲
是個古代遊戲,肯定的啦

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馬槍遊戲,肯定的啦

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我一玩手機就可以玩好幾個鐘

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我超愛玩手機
我手機上還裝了鬧鐘呢

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你幹什麼呢?

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別咳嗽

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我的手機是最新型號的
黑的,黑色外殼

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外型超酷的

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我裝了好多東西在裡面
經常要看手機

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一覺得怪怪的,就會看手機

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我知道要出新型號了,不過沒關係

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我知道舊手機上所有內容

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都可以轉移到新手機上
保持更新就好

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我會把照片都備份進電腦

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這樣新手機一來
我就可以從電腦拷貝進手機

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哪怕出問題

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電腦上的照片也是安全的

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-你就認輸啦
-我要看手機!

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-你就是不好意思了,因為...
-才不是,我媽被人搶了

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-被搶了還給你發信息?
-是那些搶匪啦

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-他們發什麼了?
-發她被綁起來的照片啊

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嘴裡還咬著個蘋果呢

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放開她

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我的手機真的超好用

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{\an8}劇名:我看你該走了

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組建一個創業團隊
跟組建任何團隊一樣

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跟組建“紅雀隊”也一樣

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比如,蘇珊

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和緹娜,這兩人合作默契

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就應該放進同一個團隊

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對吧?另一方面,假設
李克和斯坦是死敵

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那最好就不要在
一個團隊里了,對吧?

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-討厭你,李克
-彼此彼此,斯坦

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那樣就不好了

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你要熟悉職場裡的人際關係

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-那麼...
-操你,李克

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看來這兩位真有點“故事”喔

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可能他正好打斷了
我的一個性狂歡美夢

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然後我再也續不回去了

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也許吧,也許是別的原因

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-是啊
-很好,好了

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我們繼續

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一旦熟悉了你核心團隊
成員的性格與能力

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你就能開始著手分派...

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你幹嘛要打斷我的性狂歡啊,混蛋?

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好了

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...信任需要培養,對吧?

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所以哪怕一開始不順,也不用著急

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嘿,死敵

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...不論你們多能幹

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我好生氣啊

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不過團隊的管理不要無微不至
那樣會讓隊友喘不過氣

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夠了

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要確保每個人都清楚

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自己的短期和長期目標

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事情不會總是一帆風順

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-有時候你要...
-夠了

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如果團隊遇到問題...

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-停下
-不停

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別鬧了

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-有完沒完!
-嘿!怎麼回事?

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他一直在裝著朝我們潑水

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-什麼?
-你剛剛說我們是死敵

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我不願意承認自己破壞了他的性狂歡

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我這樣是因為他們都叫我停手

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-那你怎麼不停!
-越讓我停我越不停!

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-停手!
-斯坦!

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斯坦,夠了!

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-停手!
-好啦!

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我就不停

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你要潑水,那我們就潑水!

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艾利克斯!

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我受夠了!

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沒有一件事是順心的!

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怎麼回事?

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我的生活一團糟

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我老是會做過頭

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我太衝動了

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這下好了,你比我還大條了

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是啊

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沒事啦

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-是啊
-是啊

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你潑我水潑得夠狠啊

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沒事

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不過呢,我的杯子裡沒水

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你的就有水
況且,你還把我的植髮扯掉了

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所以我是搞笑,你才是搞破壞啊

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看這老師惹了多大的麻煩

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我不是老師

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哇!

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{\an8}上期《夏日戀情》回顧

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{\an8}梅根不得不淘汰兩位愛人中的一位

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亞歷山大和羅尼,請上前來

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想知道這期《夏日戀情》
將要淘汰誰嗎?

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24位帥哥將與一位美女共度假期

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並努力將這場邂逅發展為戀情

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{\an8}亞歷山大,我們上次划船的時候

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氣氛比較尷尬

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雖然我們有相互吸引

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可惜好像共同點不多

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不足以發展戀情

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{\an8}而羅尼呢,我感覺你來這裡
好像就是為了玩滑索的

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啊?

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你一天到晚都在玩滑索

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{\an8}(夏威夷派對)

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我喜歡你跳進泳池的樣子
我只是想記住那種感覺

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聚餐的時候你從不參加

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被批評了以後,不得不參加

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你又會吃得飛快

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{\an8}-你跟她的感情進展怎樣?
-挺好

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你還跟邁克吵架

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在“探險365”那次
因為他管滑索

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他太興奮了

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{\an8}扯繩索力氣太大了

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-住嘴
-他又拉

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又拽

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-他以為那是自己家的呢
-閉嘴

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-你使勁扯繩子
-閉嘴

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還有,你發現我不喜歡你玩滑索

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就開始散播其他人的謠言,是不是?

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我確信科迪嗑藥了

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科迪一輩子沒碰過毒品

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反正我是這麼認為的

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梅根,先別急著淘汰我

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我只想讓你知道
卡米利奧說你的臉像個鐘

153
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我沒說過啊

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我不想回家

155
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家裡有很糟糕的事在等著

156
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你家裡怎麼啦?

157
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不知道

158
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回到家,我會有生命威脅

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-為什麼?
-不知道

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-到底是不是真的啊?
-不知道

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我只想留在這裡,我愛你

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之前你跟肯尼喝啤酒的時候

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你是不是跟他說
自己的夢想是獨身?

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{\an8}-沒有
-我想永遠單身

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先別急著做決定
我只想讓你知道

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卡洛斯應該是個雞

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很抱歉,羅尼...

168
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我們的夏日邂逅到此為止

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-請收拾東西走人吧
-你確定?

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邁克?

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托尼?過來

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-幹嘛,老爸?
-請坐

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你們兩個最近對我太過粗魯無禮

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我想給你們看點東西

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廢柴

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你說什麼?

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你剛剛在對我說話?

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-是啊,我說你是個廢柴
-你都不認識我

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-怎麼能這樣對我說話
-我愛說什麼,你管不著

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這是什麼呀?

181
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一個視頻,我把一個孩子揍了一頓

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看起來好假

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是真的啊

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這人哪裡像小孩

185
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不是說保證逼真的嗎,可惡!

186
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你們兩個最近太不聽話了

187
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我只好想辦法

188
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-你怎麼弄的?
-找了家公司叫“街戲”

189
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在市裡的一家倉庫拍的
他們有各種街道佈景

190
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沒用了,你們都看出是假的了
你們看出那是個老男人了

191
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踩我的腳

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“街戲”,操你啊!

193
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還花了我一萬五!

194
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-你打算跟我們說這是誰拍的?
-布萊恩啊

195
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-同事?
-是啊,布萊恩劍橋

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-使勁摜我
-這段拍得太爛了

197
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-跟我道歉!
-不要!

198
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這人就有病

199
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他說拍出來效果好的話
他就能上《跳迷精選》

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我說:“我才不關心你怎樣”

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-老爸...
-《街戲》去死!

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我還以為你們會信以為真!

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我們愛你,老爸

204
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我們再也不在你做菜的時候
進廚房亂跳舞了

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我們知道你喜歡
案台上的東西擺整齊

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謝了,孩子們

207
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-有什麼想說的嗎?
-對不起,先生

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布萊恩,你一直在拍啊?

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我的天,太爛了!

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哎,各位,今天凱西不來了

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昨晚聚餐後被抓到酒駕了

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-天哪
-因為跟公司有關

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我想提醒大家以後也要注意

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-還好她沒出事
-是啊

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哇,真嚇人

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以後你們有人喝多了又要開車的話

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打我電話吧

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我不會多說一句的,真的
我會隨傳隨到

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今天玩得很開心,老友

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-喝得好爽
-你能開車嗎?

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-沒事啦
-路上小心點

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回頭見

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(安德魯托佩奇奧
銷售協調員)

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-謝謝你來接我啊
-不客氣,我很高興你打電話來

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安全第一,你做得對

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開車上路,什麼都有可能

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-是啊,謝謝啊
-操!

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他們搞得我都不像了!可惡!

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不像什麼啊?

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戴帽子抽雪茄啊
我可是“車演”一族喔

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操!他們要搞壞我的效果!

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-開慢點啊!
-要靠近才像

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要靠很近才行,人人都想破壞我演技

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操蛋啊,你都沒想到
會跟一個“車演”明星同車吧?

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-還是同事呢
-是啊,我是沒想到你...做這個

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是啊,我做這個的

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我還是創始人喔

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-什麼的創始人?
-車演族網站啊

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多好啊

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THEDRIVINGCROONE
R.COM

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我要靠這個賺錢才行,太好玩了

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我的夢想是在全國擁有五輛車

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-小心
-操!

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-想偷我貼紙!
-你幹什麼?

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抱歉,還以為他想偷我貼紙呢

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那人只是在遛狗

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他想上來把我的帽子和雪茄揭掉

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怎麼會呢?

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不知道啊

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有些人特別討厭這個,詹姆斯

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不知道怎麼回事,他們就是討厭

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還有人想殺了我呢

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殺你?就因為你做“車演”?

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-是啊
-天哪

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一定要想辦法賺錢!我太喜歡了!

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你覺得公司裡的理查德如何?
他那輛凱迪拉克不錯

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貼個貼紙在側邊,
他當“車演”很合適啊

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-那樣肯定來錢
-是啊,也許吧

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耶!好,詹姆斯!

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{\an8}(長廊商城)

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-操!操他媽!
-幹嘛?

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-操!慘了!
-怎麼啦?

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-小混混,想把我們趕走
-啊?

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車窗搖上來啊

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-上面什麼都沒有
-我們知道上面有什麼

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-上面沒貼紙
-貼了

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我要殺了你

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我他媽的要殺了你,車演佬!

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你沒事吧?

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我受夠了

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這些人怎麼就這麼討厭我們呢?

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小時候

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我掉河裡了,一條魚把我頂上來的

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我差點就死了

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是一條魚用頭把我頂上水面的

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這是老天在告訴我:我是幹大事的人

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我知道,這件大事就是車演,肯定是

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你懂嗎,詹姆斯?

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我真受夠了!